Prostitution…You’re Doing It Wrong

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.

She’s not quite sure what to do the first night, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks and if you have any questions, I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”

She says, “A hundred dollars.”

He says, “All I got is thirty”.

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”

“A hand job”, Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

He agrees.

She gets in the car. He unzips his pants and out pops this HUGE cock. No less than 12 inches long and at least as thick around as her husband’s wrist, she stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry and asks, “Can we loan this guy seventy bucks?”