I Ever Tell You About How I Got This 10 Inch Bic?

Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.

He asks the other guy if he has a lighter, “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?”

The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” Amazed at this revelation, the first man asks “Can I make a wish?”

Sure says the other man, “Just make sure that you speak clearly ’cause he is a little hard of hearing”.

“Ok I will.” says the man as he rubs the lamp. After a moment a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says ” I want a million bucks!”.

The genie says OK and goes back into his bottle. 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head and the guy says to the guy with the lamp, “Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t he?”.

The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”